The Jim of the United States

An Historic Day

Posted by TheJOTUS on January 27, 2009

Today marks the one week anniversary of the most historic day in the history of history:  The Inauguration of B. Hussein Obama.  No other day in all of history will ever be as historic.  The truly historic nature of this historic event was absolutely historic in every historical way.  Historically speaking, this historic day will rank as the most historic day in the history of history.

Sorry, I just got caught up in the moment.  Truly historic.  Ooops, sorry.  But do you folks realize what this man accomplishes each and every day??  No other black man has been President for seven days.  And tomorrow will be another unprecedented day!!!!  Each day will be more historic than the next!!! 

I gotta tell you, my penis is harder than Chinese arithmetic today.  I am so happy we can all pull together, dig deep, and make personal sacrifices for the common good.  Finally, once again after 8 years of oppressive rule, we can be citizens of the world.

The sun is shining once again.  The birds are a little more joyous in their singing.  Hope springs eternal and the change is palpable.  Hooray for America.  Hooray for history!


One Response to “An Historic Day”

  1. zulubuff said

    Jimmy. Are things at home okay. I hope Obama isn’t what gets you excited these days.

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