The Jim of the United States

Michael Phelps Caught Hitting The Bubbler

Posted by TheJOTUS on February 1, 2009

So Phelps likes to hit the cheeb.  Big whoop.  You know, I’ll bet being an Olympic swimmer and the capacity of his lungs, he could do one ginormous pull.  Ahem…but I digress.  Perhaps he got tired of the Frosted Flakes endorsement and wanted to represent the uber munchie:  Doritos. 

But there are some out there appalled and embarrased by this behavior.  Complaining that these actions diminish his status as a role model and the representation of America.  Please.  The guy has won 16 Olympic medals, 14 of them gold.  So get down off that high horse before you hurt yourselves.

Maybe the guy likes the bubonic chronic, maybe he doesn’t.  I am going to chalk it up as him being messed up at a party and hitting the pipe a few times.  But to suggest this incident is going to ruin his chances at the 2012 games seems a tad premature. 

After all, it didn’t seem to hamper Obama’s chances in 2008.   Nor did it seem like a big deal when his half-brother was caught hitting the hippy lettuce either (by the way, I love the Obama hat.  Awesome).


3 Responses to “Michael Phelps Caught Hitting The Bubbler”

  1. zulubuff said

    People who do that kind of stuff always end up losers. L-O-S-E-R-S. And I would never want to meet any of them.

  2. TheJOTUS said

    Always? Really?

  3. zulubuff said

    Jimmy, it kills brain cells. How can anyone that has ever done such a thing be a viable member of society. The scary ones are the ones that would rather do that then drink.

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