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Obama Officially Puts The Crap Sandwich On The Menu

Posted by TheJOTUS on February 17, 2009

Today B. Hussein Obama signed the stimulus bill, or crap sandwich, into law four days after Congress passed it.  Ooops, President B. Hussein Obama.

Four days.  Four……days.

Obama spent all last week – including a primetime presser – spreading doom and gloom and telling the American people “Our economic crisis could become a national catastrophe” if this bill isn’t passed swiftly.  Republicans practically begged for more time so that Congress…hello!!…and the American people could learn what was actually in this trillion dollar boondoggle.

But nooooooooooo.  Buh, buh, buh, buh Barry and the ‘crats would have none of that.  This was emergency legislation and needed to be passed now!  Pronto!  Immediately!  El mucho fasto!

So important was the legislation that dingy Harry Reid took the extra step of extending the vote for several hours (quite unheard of I hear).  When dingy knew he didn’t have the 60 votes necessary to move forward, he held it open until 11pm so that Ohio Sen. Sherrod Brown -who was attending a wake for his mother, who had died a few days earlier, could make it back to cast his vote.  Priorities, democrat style. 

So did Obama sign this emergency piece of legislation when it passed on Friday night?  Nope.  He was on vacation.  How about Saturday?  Nope.  Still on vacation.  Sunday?  Nooooope.  Vacation.  He waited until Monday……err……wait, he was still on vacation.

It wasn’t until Tuesday – today – four days later, that Obama headed to Denver for his photo-op.  That is how much this legislation meant to Barry.

Before his publicity stunt today his staff went live with the latest campaign tool, a misleading website, that will allow people to track where the money is being spent.  Here is a little graph to show where the cash monies is supposed to be going:


Oh, with the asterisk you get this explanation:

* Tax Relief – includes $15 B for Infrastructure and Science, $61 B for Protecting the Vulnerable, $25 B for Education and Training and $22 B for Energy, so total funds are $126 B for Infrastructure and Science, $142 B for Protecting the Vulnerable, $78 B for Education and Training, and $65 B for Energy.

What?  What the hell does that mean?  And what the hell is “Protecting the Vulnerable?”


One Response to “Obama Officially Puts The Crap Sandwich On The Menu”

  1. Jen said

    the “vulnerable” are those poor idiots who borrowed 125% of the value of their home so they could buy furniture for it or some other ‘necessary’item, then had to finance on a low interest 3year ARM to be able to make the payments. Now that interests rates have risen, they cannot meet the payments and cannot sell it because the owe more than it is worth. So Barry is going to give them money while the stupid people like us who only borrowed what we could afford and make all of our payments pay for it

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