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Megan Fox Has A 5 Cent Head, And Is Completely Hot. But Mostly Has A 5 Cent Head

Posted by TheJOTUS on June 11, 2009

You know what we really need in this country right now?  More vapid, self-centered, attention-whoring ignorants (that’s right, ignorants.  Wanna fight about it?) like Megan Fox:

The “Transformers” bombshell-cum-uninhibited philosophizer also contemplates — reluctantly — what she would say to Megatron to keep him from destroying the world. “I’d barter with him,” she muses to the July issue Total Film UK, “and say instead of the entire planet, can you just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America?”

This coming from a chic who hails from Tennessee.  And who herself is a little trashy with A) the roles she plays, and B) her many tattoos.  But she is still hot.

Not sure if there was a follow-up question asking her about the “Middle America” state of California, overwhlemingly passing Prop 8.  But, umm, you know, semantics I guess.

Funny how she is pointing out her belief that middle America is intolerant, while at the same time being, well, intolerant.  Oh, and the fact she took a question on what she would say to Megatron and politicized it, is pretty hilarious as well.  What’s next?  Maybe a sit down to hammer out a deal with Cobra Commander?  Without preconditions I am sure.

But, her ignorance still doesn’t take anything away from her extreme hotness.  I doubt her “10” status on the Kade Scale will change much, no matter what she says.  And when you reach the top of the Kade Scale, you know you hit it big.


One Response to “Megan Fox Has A 5 Cent Head, And Is Completely Hot. But Mostly Has A 5 Cent Head”

  1. zulubff said

    I think you are on to something with the COBRA thing. A great parody of how obama would deal with cobra

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