The Jim of the United States

You Know, Swine Is One Magical Tasting Animal

Posted by TheJOTUS on August 16, 2009

And by magical tasting, I mean bacon tastes goooood.  Yummy, crispy, bacon goodness. 

I bring this up because I came across the website during my late Friday night internet surfing, where I found a list of The 10 Craziest Products Inspired by Bacon.  Crazy indeed.  The list included things such as bacon flavored dental floss, bacon gumballs and get this–a bacon action figure (with his nemesis: Monsieur Tofu, complete with monocle!).

As you can see, a very interesting list.  Although, I am disappointed bacon soda or the bacon bra couldn’t be squeezed in some how.  But I’ll live, cause deep down I know they exist.

This reminds me of an episode of The Simpsons, where Lisa becomes a vegetarian:

Homer: Are you saying you’re never going to eat any animal again?  What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No!
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal!
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right Lisa. A wonderful magical animal!

Heh, indeed Homer.

After you’re done daydreaming about all things bacon, go ahead and checkout the tons of other lists they have.  Just a few to wet the old appetite:  “9 Absolutely Insane Weapons of War”, “10 Most Unnecessary Products” and “10 Manliest Names Ever” (Sadly, Jim just missed the list coming in at 11–so close).



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