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Memorial Day – Part 2

Posted by TheJOTUS on May 31, 2010

Sweet baby Jesus, this is just freaking cool.  Just.  Freaking.  Awesome:

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Memorial Day

Posted by TheJOTUS on May 31, 2010

A stark reminder that freedom is not free.¬† To quote George S. Patton “It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived.”

I have two videos for you today.  The first is a tribute to those who have fallen defending our country.  The second is the great Ray Charles singing America the Beautiful.

Indeed it is.

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Videos Of The Day

Posted by TheJOTUS on March 21, 2010

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Holy Sweet Fancy Moses!!

Posted by TheJOTUS on January 2, 2010

The chicken beatbox lady:

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Photo Time!

Posted by TheJOTUS on October 7, 2009

Miss me Bush

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Local Fox News Anchor Finds A Unique Way To Drop The F-Bomb

Posted by TheJOTUS on September 18, 2009

It’s possible he was just recommending his way of seasoning poultry and just wanted to get his point across.

Nah, I think it’s more along the line that¬†Ernie Anastos is a complete racist.

You wonder what the hell this guy was thinking.¬† If you listen as he is introducing the next segment, he is completely calm and doesn’t even skip a beat.¬† Oddly calm for a guy who just told someone to sodomize a chicken on live TV.

You know what the first thing that came to mind after watching this clip?  Yeah, you guessed it.  Or it could have been this.

Best part:¬† The weatherman responding “Ok, I’ll do that.”¬† And the look on the anchorette’s face.¬† Classic.

Oh, Yakov Smirnoff just emailed: In soviet russia, chicken fucks YOU!

I got a million of them…

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Obamacare Recap

Posted by TheJOTUS on September 13, 2009

Wrapped up in a nutshell:

obamacare

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Cinema: Bikini Style

Posted by TheJOTUS on August 30, 2009

Yeah, it’s exactly what you would think.¬† But still funny:

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Hey, You Know What The All-Star Game Needs? President Shankopotomus And His Limp Wristed Jelly Arm

Posted by TheJOTUS on July 14, 2009

Seriously, is it too much to ask that I turn on America’s mid-season classic and not have to see President Teleflubber?¬† I am so tired of seeing this guy on my television I wanted to change the channel, but couldn’t.¬†

For one,¬†I was afraid.¬† Afraid¬†that if I switched it over to something like ESPN and the World Series of Poker, I¬†would see the freaking guy¬†sitting down at the final table.¬† Or flipped it over to¬†Food Network and see him competing on one of those fucking cake challenges.¬† Don’t laugh, you know sure as shit it would have happened.

It reminds me of an old school¬†Foghorn Leghorn cartoon.¬† ¬†You know, where Foghorn tries to match wits with Egghead Jr., only to have the¬†little chicken devise some elaborate mathmatical plan showing Foghorn in the dumpster.¬† When he goes to look, he decides not to and says: “Because¬†I just might, I say I just might be in there.”

Second, I couldn’t change it because deep down I wanted to see how it would turn out.¬† And to be honest, it was really much ado about nothing.¬† Yeah, his throw fell short–barely.¬† But coming from a guy who played baseball, I couldn’t hit water if I fell out of a boat.¬† I definitely would have Rick Vaughn’d it.¬† Kinda why I played outfield.

But there were a couple of observations I had:

The amount of¬†boo’s¬†(and they were noticable)¬†kind of surprised me.¬† Ok, maybe not.

WTF was with the mom jeans??  Seriously?

Check out the dude in the cart with Stan Musial before Obama¬†heads out to the mound.¬† Yeah,¬†I’m thinking that guy is not much of a fan.

Ok, enough of the petty nitpicking.  Enjoy!!

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Photo Time!

Posted by TheJOTUS on July 14, 2009

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Get a good look, Costanza??!!

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